Giant alliance in Germany

Adenews proprietor Mr Gray Z Kneez has failed in his attempt to become Chancellor of Germany. Instead, some woman has got the job.
"Just because she got more votes than me and speaks German doesn't make her the best person for the job," Mr Kneez told us to say he said. "She has only got into power by forming a huge coalition with all her enemies."
Mrs Angle Poezlempt's centre right Christian Democrats have formed an alliance with the other main political party the Social Democrats. "No one outside Germany can really tell the difference anyway," said her spokemans Lief Etautguef. "So now we have one huge party where everyone agrees."


Former Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder, whose party is the second biggest in the coalition, has chosen not to be part of the new German government. Instead he will go back to playing piano in Snoopy cartoons.
Mrs Poezlempt is the first woman to be Chancellor of Germany since the 1930s.